Death sentence passed on graveyard dunny

You loved Millaa Millaa’s coffin-shaped dunny, remember? 

Well, it’s going to be done in. 

Built by the Chamber of Commerce on council-owned land, it has been condemned on the trivial grounds that it lacks planning permission and falls foul of any number of building and plumbing regs. 

90 per cent of Millaa Millaa’s population petitioned in favour of the facility, which offers relief to the bereaved, but their pleas have left the bureaucrats unmoved. 

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