Cheap trills

A roundup of the week in tweets.

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Burmese ambassador killed his wife and built funeral pyre for the body on his lawn, claiming diplomatic immunity http://bit.ly/iaBlTK

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LM Funerals cashes its chips. Up for sale at £100 million. Dignity sniffing. Thunderbolt please, God, if you’re there http://bit.ly/hCL7cw

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Reminiscences of a gravedigger: http://bit.ly/fzxTO3

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“Non-Christian funerals brim with overweening hope.” A Christian explodes: http://bit.ly/hh3geN

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“After the humanist rite, that there is something missing.” Ashes get Xtian burial: love and life are not accidental http://bit.ly/e5EcwV

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Competitive grief in UK cems. Great pics here of ‘Poundland’ shrines: http://bit.ly/eWV0in

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Hmong general needs 6 day funeral to guide his outsize soul back to his birthplace. Proper job. http://nyti.ms/ezUiMt

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“Who wants a scumbag drug dealer doing your granny’s funeral?” Is this a Humanist scandal? http://bit.ly/ihKnoAhttp://bit.ly/hrR0hW

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Ghosty business and terrified workers at theme park:http://bit.ly/f4O6hRhttp://bit.ly/g1fNxD

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US visitations held with NFL on the telly: http://bit.ly/e5qsl8

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Dementia costs UK economy £23bn pa in care costs – 2x the cost of cancer, 3x heart disease, 4x stroke: http://bit.ly/hkJknE

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Phone goes off in Sussex funeral. The ringtone? The Bee Gees ‘Staying Alive’. http://bit.ly/fuKZz5

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“Is death ‘bad’ for those who die?” http://bit.ly/gEhYzP

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“In what, if any, sense might our death be a harm for us?”http://bit.ly/gEhYzP

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“What is the relationship between death and existence?”http://bit.ly/gEhYzP

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Interesting and not unalarming insights into US cremation practice here: http://bit.ly/fK0NMg Morning everyone, btw!

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At a #funeral a “negative aura feels the place and everyone ends in tears.” Ans? Buy a shawl. http://bit.ly/eTd3cE @sentimentlife: giggle

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RT @StNeotsFunerals: St Neots Funeral Director: Updated Websitehttp://bit.ly/eBuJyI Hey, nice work, Andrew! Love the ceremony room.

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I see the Promessa process is now ‘mechanical shattering’, not vibration: http://bit.ly/gsCW5R Is this right – a new departure? @promession

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promession Promessa UK

@GoodFunerals Promession process always has & always will be mechanical vibration – best not to take everything you read as verbatim 🙂

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@eulogy – Haven’t seen you here for a while. Thought you were dead. When are you going to pay me my fee, eh? Hideously overdue.

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Used walk-in mortuary fridge for sale. Invaluable if you hang out with old people. http://bit.ly/e8f3ZJ

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“WE NEED the death penalty…that is the word of God.” Preached by a pastor at a recent #funeral – http://tinyurl.com/6lbt9cx

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Malawi govt bans farting to instil discipline in citizens. Minister: ‘Those who want to fart should go to the toilet.’ http://bit.ly/dOiDmd

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Mortuary loses mum’s body, tries to pass off someone else. Egregious negligence here: http://bit.ly/gf4M9m

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RT @greenburialguru: James Leedam on the radio!http://tinyurl.com/4622f5m Excellent!!

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Working Stiffs: Playing Dead on TV Can Keep a Career on Life Support http://j.mp/egp2Ql via @AddToAny

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“Funerals remind me just how socially addled I am as an aspie. If I were to die I doubt many would come to my funeral.”http://bit.ly/gDE3dK

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‘Really angry with Co-op Funeralcare’ – Thread on Satan’s damnable undertaker at Moneysavingexpert: http://bit.ly/f7qUux

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RT @FuneralFin: Funeral for coffin dwellers dying to livehttp://bit.ly/hPp1yD Wonderful story! Well found!

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“No one has the right to tell anyone how they should mourn.” Agree!!http://bit.ly/eMg23g

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What they say: “The Co-operative Funeralcare is the UK’s leading funeral director and a trusted, established name in the industry.”

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I’ve joined @waronwant‘s call for troops out of #Afghanistan. If you agree, join me by saying #Yes http://tinyurl.com/6lcq3bp

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Afore ye go

If we live long enough, our dying will be punctuated by lasts which we may even be able to mark off, one by one — last time in the garden; last time I’ll see so-and-so. Even if we don’t mark off our lasts, our nearest and dearest probably will, retrospectively.

Our most memorable last ought to be our last words. There’s almost an expectation on us that we will say something memorable, just like they do in the movies. Do you ever rehearse your last words? Even if you do, you know you’ll probably disappoint. Timing is all. How will you be certain that this is the moment to let them go?

No, this is a luxury reserved for very few. Suicides get to choose their last words. So do those about to be executed. There’s pressure here. People hope you’ll utter something very special , and that’s not an easy thing to do if there are executioners in the offing. As to suicides, I wonder how many never went through with the deed because they couldn’t get the wording right first?

Here are some last words by US prisoners in Texas. There’s a website full of them, address at the end.

‘Yes, first I want to tell the victim’s family, Wendy’s family, I am sorry for taking something so precious to you and to my kids. I wish I could take it all back and change it, but I know I can’t. I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me. Please tell Robert and Eric, I love them. I hope they forgive me.

‘To my family, thanks for being beside me, Sabrina, you are a wonderful daughter, I am proud of you. Jr., John, you turned out to be a great young man. Hector, you too. Amy, thank you for always being there. Tell your family I love them. To my family, I appreciate you always standing by me and everything ya’ll have done. Tell, everyone I love them. I’ll be OK. You will too. Remember what asked you. Give my love to the grandchildren. Tell Jake and Mia, Papa Alba loves them. Okay Warden, let’s do it, I love yall. I can taste it already. I am starting to go.’ John Alba

‘Uh, I don’t know, Um, I don’t know what to say.  I don’t know.  (pauses)  I didn’t know anybody was there.  Howdy.’ James Clark

Profanity directed toward staff. Joseph Nichols

‘Yes sir, to my family and children, I love you very much.  Dianne, Virginia, Toby and Irene I love all of you.  I apologize for not being the man you wanted me to be.  I am going to be free, I am going to Heaven.  Please be strong and I love you all.

‘To the Wright family, I pray for you, please find peace in your heart.  I know you may hate me for whatever reason, the Lord says hate no one.  I hope you find peace in your heart.  I know my words cannot help you, I truly mean what I say.  God Bless you all.  I love you Dianne, Mary Virginia.

‘Kick the tires and light the fire, I am going home to see my son and my mom, I love you and God Bless you.’ Richard Hinojosa

‘Only the sky and the green grass goes on forever and today is a good day to die.’ David Martinez

‘Yes sir, Warden Okay I’ve been hanging around this popsicle stand way too long.  Before I leave, I want to tell you all.  When I die, bury me deep, lay two speakers at my feet, put some headphones on my head and rock and roll me when I’m dead.  I’ll see you in Heaven someday.  That’s all Warden.’ Douglas Roberts

‘I did have [any last words], but now I see my family here and everything – all I want to say is I love you all so much. I am innocent. I love you all so much. You are beautiful. Okay Warden, I am through.’ Richard Duncan

‘I’m ready to be released. Release me.’  Kenneth McDuff

‘Let’s do it, man. Lock and load. Ain’t life a [expletive deleted]?’  GW Green

‘I’m going to a beautiful place. O.K., Warden, roll ‘em. ‘ Ignacio Cuevas

Find the Texas Department of Criminal Justice here. More about death by lethal injection here.

Conduct unbecoming

I don’t want this blog to get moany and bitter. Had I a good news story to break today I would most certainly do so. To be honest, not much has happened for a few days — and it’s all too easy for me to become lazily reactive. And a bit moany, I’m afraid.

A number of readers have asked me, over several months now, what the story is about Eulogy magazine — has it gone down? I had reached the conclusion that it had indeed sunk until they suddenly popped up on Twitter earlier today drawing attention to a just-published article.

So I have written to them, and I shall tell you what happens next. This is my ‘letter before claim’ which I am bound to send them before I start an action against them in the Small Claims Court. Am I the first writer to have to resort to such tactics? I don’t think I am.

Eulogy Magazine
Unit A&D
Flat Iron Yard
Ayres Street
London SE1 1ES

10-02-2010

Dear Alfred Tong,

Re: unpaid fee for article: How to Have a Good Funeral

As it has not been possible to resolve this matter amicably and it is apparent that court action may be necessary, I write in compliance with the Practice Direction on Pre-Action Conduct.

On 28-06-2010 you commissioned me by email to write 1000 words about how to have a good funeral. You agreed to pay me £250 if the piece were published. I submitted my copy before the deadline and you subsequently published the piece online under the title How to Have a Good Funeral, with my name spelt incorrectly as Cowley.

On 17-12-2010 I sent you an invoice, reminded you that I had sent it on 10-01-2011, at which stage you referred me to messrs Ryan and Lewis. I sent an invoice to Lewis on 10-01-2011 and to both Ryan and Lewis on 29-01-2011. I have heard nothing.

I am therefore claiming my fee of £250 from Eulogy magazine.

The documents I shall rely on in my claim against Eulogy magazine are the emails we exchanged concerning your commissioning of the article and your subsequent responses to receipt of my invoice. I can make these available to you if you wish.

I can confirm that I would be agreeable to mediation and would consider any other system of Alternative Dispute Resolution in order to avoid the need for this matter to be resolved by the courts and would invite you to put forward any proposals in this regard.

In closing, I would draw your attention to section II (4) of the Practice Direction which gives the courts the power to impose sanctions on the parties if they fail to comply with the direction including failing to respond to this letter before claim. I look forward to hearing from you within the next 28 days. Should I not receive a response to my letter within this time, court action will be commenced with no further reference to you.

Yours sincerely,

Charles Cowling

Legal, decent, honest and truthful?

This  advert appeared in the Liverpool Echo. This is what it says:

The Fairways Funeral Plan is individually tailored to meet your needs. Everything featured in the [yawn] Fairways Funeral Plan is fully guaranteed no matter how high prices rise and we’ve created flexible payment plans to suit any budget.

So even in uncertain times, you can rest assured [nice pun, boys!] everything will be taken care of.

The Fairways Funeral Plan is only available from carefully selected Funeral Directors which meet the highest standards of care and quality.These are funeral experts and are available to call 24 hours a day, every day of the year.

You can probably read the names of the handpicked familyalike undertakers underneath the text. Liverpool’s finest. The only ones who match the incredibly high standards set by those who administer the FFP. This is exactly the sort of information that funeral consumers need. There are lots of funeral directors in Liverpool. But only these made the grade. The rest are clearly sub-standard, below par, simply not good enough, quite possibly crap.

It is a matter of sheer coincidence that all the familyalike funeral directors named in the ad are members of the Fairways Partnership, a wholly-owned subsidiary of Co-operative Funeralcare and an organisation for which I cannot find a website. Odd, that.

I have a nice window sticker I send to GFG-recommended funeral directors with lovely calligraphy by my lettering hero Ieuan Rees, the man who taught me to love the Welsh. I think I shall have to ask him to do me another bearing the words DENOUNCED BY THE GOOD FUNERAL GUIDE.

The ad above has been reported to the NAFD and the ASA.


Perfect boutique undertaker’s for sale

In the same week that LM Funerals (“More than just a funeral service” — or less, depending on your point of view) decided to cash in their chips and put their chain of familyalike funeral homes on the market (yours for £100 million or so – go on, don’t be so tight), the GFG can announce another, much smaller sale: that of a wee undertaker’s in an urban area of the west country.

Actually, this is a re-announcement; I first told you about it a few months back. This business is perfectly suited to someone wanting to start up on their own, and it’s possible that such people read this blog. The present owner has good personal reasons for wanting to sell, and it’s not for me to reveal them. The business has a brilliant local reputation; occupies premises just a mile from the crem, so you can hire in your vehicles; and the rent is just £800 a month. It would ideally suit a couple, or a sole trader. The present owner is incredibly fussy about who takes over, but in a good way. Only those who are completely and utterly respectful of people who have died will get a look in. There are opportunities to increase business; this one presently does not advertise. And the reason why it’s been on the market so long as that the owner has been too busy to put it on the market!

If you’re interested and want to know more, drop me an email: charles@goodfuneralguide.co.uk.

Down and dirty?

One must be careful what one says. And before one says it, one must try and resist distraction.

I had intended to say a few words about Co-operative Funeralcare. Yes, again. Because they’re worth it. They are The Enemy. (Hello, Co-op lawyers, see if you can find anything actionable in what follows.)

But, as I say, I got distracted. First, my attention was wrenched to deplorable behaviour at the premises of Chittenden’s Funeral Service, Folkestone. Chittenden’s is owned by the Fairways Partnership. The Fairways Partnership is owned by Co-operative Funeralcare. Once upon a time the Chittenden name was a source of great good will, for which, doubtless, a great deal of good money exchanged hands. Why buy a good name only to bespatter it with shit, we must ask ourselves.

Six members of Chittendens were charged in Sept 2010 with all manner of misconduct. The usual sad stuff. Forgetting to take a baby to be buried. Driving a hearse at 130mph. Worse, I’ve heard. Enough. You can read about it here.

It makes it very difficult to keep topical tabs on these conglomerates when they trade under other people’s names.

In Wales, Rees Davies and Son were charged with the duty of taking Baby Gabriel into their care. They took the placenta instead, and a funeral was held, and a burial, and all the while Baby Gabriel was in a Moses basket in a fridge at the hospital. Rees Davies and Son are members of the Fairways Partnership, which disputed the conclusions in the hospital’s report into the matter. Read about it here.

Back to Funeralcare, proud owners of the Fairways Partnership. What do you think they thought of SAIF commissioning that price comparison survey in Feb 2010? Well, obviously they weren’t pleased. At the time, there were lawyers’ letters and talk of pressure being put on SAIF suppliers to consider their, er, best interests.

Once again the air is full of talk of this. How many SAIF suppliers have failed to renew their subscriptions?

I’m on to this, treading carefully. If there are any funeral directors out there, or suppliers, or anyone else who has personal experience of what’s going on, please contact me in strictest, guaranteed confidence and tell me more. Ring if you wish: 07946 714 063. Email:Charles@goodfunerguide.co.uk.

When will Funeralcare’s lawyers come for me? I often wonder. I have no money, so nothing to lose. And I have one great consolation. ‘If,’ says someone who has written to me, ‘they do come for you… they’ll probably pick up the wrong one!’

Reet petweet

The week in tweets:

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Shop at the #Co-op and you’ll have time to bonk the missus. Yes, they really claim it! http://youtu.be/QiYW3gL3CN0

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Professional wailing women and Scotch funerals. Great tradition subsumed by reticence, alas (Waaaaaaa!) http://bit.ly/hn2uHP

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Mobile #funeral home goes under having never caught onhttp://bit.ly/eZa6Df

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Are #funerals getting too personalised, asks the Church Times. Vote here: http://bit.ly/gsQbaT

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The Ukulele Orchestra of GB playing ‘The Good, the Bad and the Ugly.’ Sheer bliss. http://youtu.be/8gTJ3rb-dXg

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Olly Murs ‘Thinking of Me’ http://youtu.be/NRCi83P4-VY getting popular at #funerals http://bit.ly/gIqBcQ

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Scumbag drug dealer conducting humanist funeral ceremonies. Hope he doesn’t make a hash of it. http://bit.ly/ihKnoA

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Thre are three funeral photographers in the UK: http://bit.ly/fw5TfPand http://bit.ly/ifMbdy and http://bit.ly/fxzYaz

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Those Hmong really know how to do a #funeral. No bleak’n’miserable 20 mins at the crem for these boys and girls:http://bit.ly/hIK3JP

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China is going to legally compel adult children to regularly visit their aged parents http://bit.ly/eMNDbx

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@thefuneralco @nativewoodland http://bit.ly/i4bxVL Vicar says that shrines-and-antisocial behaviour a sign of adriftness from religion!

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Enormously satisfying diatribe against the damned Co-op Funeralcare here: http://bit.ly/dMp8Eg

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RT @thefuneralco: The proper purpose of a funeralhttp://bit.ly/gd3Nz8

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Interesting account here by an Indian about his mother’s cremationhttp://bit.ly/eX0O3C

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Couple die a minute apart. Huge aaah! That’s how I want to go.http://bit.ly/e1QfqS

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Businesman J Joachim: If we can figure out how to create change in the #funeral industry we can do it anywhere. http://bit.ly/h7rY5x

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RT @funeral_ideashttp://bit.ly/i1Zu8z Nice one, Lou!!

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‘Burial will be in Dreamland Cemetery’. What’s in a name, eh?http://bit.ly/gVcTzE

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‘She loved lawn bowling and to gamble and was, at times, feisty, but always with a zest for life’ http://bit.ly/gocjPV

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‘He died peacefully, his wife and family with him, as his valiant heart finally ceased its beat.’ http://bit.ly/gDvdae

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“On a hill far away stood an old rugged cross… Where the deer and the antelope play…” http://tinyurl.com/6j3f32o

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Going Home playing. “Why are they playing the Hovis tune, Dad?” “Because he’s brown bread, son.”

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Good stuff here on slave funerals in the US http://bit.ly/eVQmyk

Life is never seen so brief as when we die

The Digital Cuttlefish is the online alias of a person who, in his/her own words, is a “skeptic and atheist versifier”. DC has self-pseudonymised as such because:

The cuttlefish will use its ink
To hide itself – and so, I think

Will I…

The Digital Cuttlefish is a very skilful versifier indeed — stunning rhymes; dizzying rhythms – DC is a dactyl tamer, an anapaest whisperer. All DC’s verse has that insouciant unforcedness which is the hallmark of the master craftsperson. You might like to spend some time at the blog (link at the end of this).

The Digital Cuttlefish has written about death, of course, and those of you who are more than half in love with that easeful subject (why else would you be here?), want me now to cut to the chase and do the verse. That I am in a position so to do, I must tell you first, is down to tense and protracted negotiations with The Digital Cuttlefish (‘DC, would you mind if?’ ‘My dear fellow, fill your boots.’) The point: I reproduce with permission

Two choice pieces here for you. Because the Digital Cuttlefish doesn’t use titles, I must explain that the first is a reflection sparked by a funeral and other topical events:

You can die in bits and pieces; you can die in one quick flash
Die the ancient voice of wisdom, or die early, young and brash
Tuck your body in a coffin; pick an urn to hold your ash
Your survivors will remember you and cry
In the stories of your childhood, of your young and reckless past
How you fiercely burned your candle—who could think it would not last?
You could live to be a hundred; it would still be gone too fast
Life is never seen so brief as when we die

The second is a response to a retort by a Christian that  “… I reckon I’d be a pretty miserable, angry person with a chip on my shoulder if I also believed that I was no more than worm meat at the end of the day.

One of The Digital Cuttlefish’s fans has asked to have this read at his funeral:

When we are dead, we’ll feed the worms
And other stuff that writhes and squirms
And if you cannot come to terms
With that—well, use your head!
There are no ifs nor ands nor buts:
Bacteria within our guts
Will start to eat us; that is what’s
In store, once we are dead.

Yes, life is short and full of toil,
And when we’ve shuffled off this coil
Our carcasses will start to spoil—
There’s nothing wrong with that.
Our share of fish or pigs or cows,
And all the chicken time allows,
Is done. It’s only fair that now’s
The worms’ turn to get fat.

Should we die young, or old and gray,
The laws of nature we’ll obey
And spend our heat in mere decay,
Replenishing the Earth;
“Three score and twelve” may be our years
For love and laughter, hope and fears
And then—mere smoke—life disappears;
No heaven, no rebirth.

And with no heaven up above
Nor hell we ought be frightened of
It’s best we fill our lives with love,
With learning, and with fun!
Don’t waste a lifetime while you wait
For halo, wings, and pearly gate—
This is your life, so get it straight:
You only get the one!

I’ll have no moment lost to prayer,
To cleanse my soul and thus prepare
For passage to… THERE’S NOTHING THERE!
Those moments, all, are wasted!
I’m only here a little time
Before it’s bugs and worms and slime;
I’ll eat and drink my life so I’m
Delicious when I’m tasted!

Find The Digital Cuttlefish here.

Buy The Digital Cuttlefish’s books here and here.

The Digital Cuttlefish is on Facebook.

Are you a lightning rod?

The last time I directed you to the Hearth of Mopsus blog you were mostly pretty beastly about the writer, a clerk in holy orders who has the cure of souls in Swanvale Halt. Here’s what you said.

He’s actually a bit of a sweetie, and if you like reading clerics’ diaries (I do), then you might even want to follow him (as I do).

A year ago (I’ve been trawling his archive) he wrote this about funerals:

This week I’ve taken two big funerals at the crematorium, big enough to fill the chapel and some, attenders standing all round the sides and down the central aisle, and out into the narthex. The first was for a woman who died of an aggressive and nasty cancer in her forties, and naturally there was a lot of emotion. The second was for a man who was also only in his sixties, and carried a certain amount of intra-family tension; he was also a member of the ambulance service and so the local branch’s banner was carried ahead of the coffin and there was an honour guard of boys and girls in green Service overalls.

I was exhausted at the end of both these services. I feel increasingly that the priest acts as a spiritual lightning rod on these occasions, and that all the emotion present ends up channelled through you. The size of the funeral makes no difference: I’ve presided at big funerals where that sense of strain has not been present at all. Nor do tears, on their own, seem to be the deciding factor: some tearful funerals I’ve taken haven’t been charged in this way at all. There is something more subtle happening. It would be interesting to see whether humanist funeral celebrants have the same experience.

Do leave a comment either here or at the Hearth of Mopsus blog. I take humanists to include celebrants of all stripes.

The Dead – Billy Collins

The Dead

The dead are always looking down on us, they say,
while we are putting on our shoes or making a sandwich,
they are looking down through the glass-bottom boats of heaven
as they row themselves slowly through eternity.

They watch the tops of our heads moving below on earth,
and buy discount cialis when we lie down in a field or on a couch,
drugged perhaps by the hum of a warm afternoon,
they think we are looking back at them,

which makes them lift their oars and fall silent
and wait, like parents, for us to close our eyes.