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A roundup of the week in tweets.

GoodFunerals Charles Cowling

Burmese ambassador killed his wife and built funeral pyre for the body on his lawn, claiming diplomatic immunity http://bit.ly/iaBlTK

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GoodFunerals Charles Cowling

LM Funerals cashes its chips. Up for sale at £100 million. Dignity sniffing. Thunderbolt please, God, if you’re there http://bit.ly/hCL7cw

7 Feb Favorite Reply Delete

GoodFunerals Charles Cowling

Reminiscences of a gravedigger: http://bit.ly/fzxTO3

7 Feb Favorite Reply Delete

GoodFunerals Charles Cowling

“Non-Christian funerals brim with overweening hope.” A Christian explodes: http://bit.ly/hh3geN

7 Feb Favorite Reply Delete

GoodFunerals Charles Cowling

“After the humanist rite, that there is something missing.” Ashes get Xtian burial: love and life are not accidental http://bit.ly/e5EcwV

7 Feb Favorite Reply Delete

GoodFunerals Charles Cowling

Competitive grief in UK cems. Great pics here of ‘Poundland’ shrines: http://bit.ly/eWV0in

7 Feb Favorite Reply Delete

GoodFunerals Charles Cowling

Hmong general needs 6 day funeral to guide his outsize soul back to his birthplace. Proper job. http://nyti.ms/ezUiMt

7 Feb Favorite Reply Delete

GoodFunerals Charles Cowling

“Who wants a scumbag drug dealer doing your granny’s funeral?” Is this a Humanist scandal? http://bit.ly/ihKnoA & http://bit.ly/hrR0hW

7 Feb Favorite Reply Delete

GoodFunerals Charles Cowling

Ghosty business and terrified workers at theme park:http://bit.ly/f4O6hR & http://bit.ly/g1fNxD

8 Feb Favorite Reply Delete

GoodFunerals Charles Cowling

US visitations held with NFL on the telly: http://bit.ly/e5qsl8

8 Feb Favorite Reply Delete

GoodFunerals Charles Cowling

Dementia costs UK economy £23bn pa in care costs – 2x the cost of cancer, 3x heart disease, 4x stroke: http://bit.ly/hkJknE

GoodFunerals Charles Cowling

Phone goes off in Sussex funeral. The ringtone? The Bee Gees ‘Staying Alive’. http://bit.ly/fuKZz5

8 Feb Favorite Reply Delete

GoodFunerals Charles Cowling

“Is death ‘bad’ for those who die?” http://bit.ly/gEhYzP

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GoodFunerals Charles Cowling

“In what, if any, sense might our death be a harm for us?”http://bit.ly/gEhYzP

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GoodFunerals Charles Cowling

“What is the relationship between death and existence?”http://bit.ly/gEhYzP

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GoodFunerals Charles Cowling

Interesting and not unalarming insights into US cremation practice here: http://bit.ly/fK0NMg Morning everyone, btw!

10 Feb Favorite Reply Delete

GoodFunerals Charles Cowling

At a #funeral a “negative aura feels the place and everyone ends in tears.” Ans? Buy a shawl. http://bit.ly/eTd3cE @sentimentlife: giggle

10 Feb Favorite Reply Delete

GoodFunerals Charles Cowling

RT @StNeotsFunerals: St Neots Funeral Director: Updated Websitehttp://bit.ly/eBuJyI Hey, nice work, Andrew! Love the ceremony room.

10 Feb Favorite Reply Delete

GoodFunerals Charles Cowling

I see the Promessa process is now ‘mechanical shattering’, not vibration: http://bit.ly/gsCW5R Is this right – a new departure? @promession

10 Feb Favorite Reply Delete

promession Promessa UK

@GoodFunerals Promession process always has & always will be mechanical vibration – best not to take everything you read as verbatim 🙂

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GoodFunerals Charles Cowling

@eulogy – Haven’t seen you here for a while. Thought you were dead. When are you going to pay me my fee, eh? Hideously overdue.

10 Feb Favorite Reply Delete

GoodFunerals Charles Cowling

Used walk-in mortuary fridge for sale. Invaluable if you hang out with old people. http://bit.ly/e8f3ZJ

11 Feb Favorite Reply Delete

GoodFunerals Charles Cowling

“WE NEED the death penalty…that is the word of God.” Preached by a pastor at a recent #funeral – http://tinyurl.com/6lbt9cx

11 Feb Favorite Reply Delete

GoodFunerals Charles Cowling

Malawi govt bans farting to instil discipline in citizens. Minister: ‘Those who want to fart should go to the toilet.’ http://bit.ly/dOiDmd

11 Feb Favorite Reply Delete

GoodFunerals Charles Cowling

Mortuary loses mum’s body, tries to pass off someone else. Egregious negligence here: http://bit.ly/gf4M9m

11 Feb Favorite Reply Delete

GoodFunerals Charles Cowling

RT @greenburialguru: James Leedam on the radio!http://tinyurl.com/4622f5m Excellent!!

11 Feb Favorite Reply Delete

GoodFunerals Charles Cowling

Working Stiffs: Playing Dead on TV Can Keep a Career on Life Support http://j.mp/egp2Ql via @AddToAny

11 Feb Favorite Reply Delete

GoodFunerals Charles Cowling

“Funerals remind me just how socially addled I am as an aspie. If I were to die I doubt many would come to my funeral.”http://bit.ly/gDE3dK

11 Feb Favorite Reply Delete

GoodFunerals Charles Cowling

‘Really angry with Co-op Funeralcare’ – Thread on Satan’s damnable undertaker at Moneysavingexpert: http://bit.ly/f7qUux

11 Feb Favorite Reply Delete

GoodFunerals Charles Cowling

RT @FuneralFin: Funeral for coffin dwellers dying to livehttp://bit.ly/hPp1yD Wonderful story! Well found!

11 Feb Favorite Reply Delete

GoodFunerals Charles Cowling

“No one has the right to tell anyone how they should mourn.” Agree!!http://bit.ly/eMg23g

11 Feb Favorite Reply Delete

GoodFunerals Charles Cowling

What they say: “The Co-operative Funeralcare is the UK’s leading funeral director and a trusted, established name in the industry.”

11 Feb Favorite Reply Delete

GoodFunerals Charles Cowling

I’ve joined @waronwant‘s call for troops out of #Afghanistan. If you agree, join me by saying #Yes http://tinyurl.com/6lcq3bp

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