I like this website. It’s new. It’s a one stop shop for mourning people and dismal traders. One of the services it offers is ‘complimentary obituaries’. Well, we all want one of those. You can scrawl on a wall. You can come to it in the throes of grief and, look, you get to console (or something) yourself by viewing global tragedies. What else could they offer in this line? I dare not let my imagination loose. But you do not operate under my constraints.