Quote of the day

“I get up, drink my usual four coffees, have a look at the obituaries in The Times, and if I’m not in them, I’ll get on with the day’s work.” Patrick Moore at 88

Rumble in the jungle

There’s a very good interview with Dr Hannah Rumble, death scholar and author of the shortly-to-be-published Natural Burial, co-authored with Prof Douglas Davies, over on the Seven Ponds blog. We were struck by some of her insights. These included:  *   “What distinguishes Britain from America in the main is in the title: ‘natural’. In […]

Jesa

We’ve talked quite a lot recently about remembrancing and ways we can do that, either through restoration of lost customs, plagiarising others’ customs, or innovation. As we discussed ways of commemorating our antecedents, Jonathan urged us to mind, also, our descendants.  Today we reproduce in their entirety, because they’re so interesting, the reflections of a […]

Quote of the day

“He’s so unpopular, if he became a funeral director people would stop dying.” The late Tony Banks of John Major. An old quote, but one well capable of being dusted off. 

A Viking funeral for ashes

We sometimes have good ideas here at the GFG, but we rarely make them happen. In life there are starters and there are finishers. We have little of the latter about us.  One of our better ideas was a model Viking longship for launching ashes in. We urged this on our good friend Richard Martin […]

Trading Standards ambush Milton Keynes undertakers

  Here’s an interesting article from the Milton Keynes Citizen which describes a Trading Standards department that sets the pace for some of the rest: Milton Keynes Council Trading Standards has recently undertaken a project looking at the funeral directors industry to determine if businesses are compliant with consumer protection legislation.  The trade within Milton Keynes […]

Vicar says no

“The only time I have turned any request for a song down was the occasion I was asked to take a funeral for an elderly gentleman and they want to play “Relax” as he was brought in. I reckon I am about as liberal they come on some issues but even I could not maintain […]

Inspired omission

The new Bond film features a military repatriation Wootton Bassett-style. Seems there’s been a boob. According to the Telegraph: Roger Smith, a funeral director brought in to take part in the scenes, tells Mandrake that he was shocked by the film makers’ ignorance. “The annoying thing was that the directors didn’t seem aware of the […]

Quote of the day

 A 90 year-old woman, told she was dying: “How could this happen to me? Just bad luck I guess.” Quoted here. 

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