Man Desecrates Corpses In Teeth Heist Shock

  For readers who find our diet worthy, dull and occasionally pretentious, here’s something to gladden your eye from the New York Daily News: A “creepy” Colorado father accused of pawning gold teeth he took from cremated remains at several funeral homes claims he did it to provide for his eight children, police said. Police […]

Quote of the day

  “I cannot stress this enough. There is absolutely nothing wrong with being interested in mortality and death. Don’t let anyone ever tell you you are “sick” or “morbid” or “deviant.” It is patently untrue. Death is where every single one of us will end up. To feign disinterest in such a fundamental thing is […]

Last Will and Testament

Posted by Vale The late, very great and much lamented Jake Thackray with his Last Will and Testament. By the way, isn’t You Tube a marvel? This version is awfully close to the black and white On the Braden Beat Saturday night image that flickers in my memory. Astonishing to find it preserved here: I, […]

RIP @GoodFunerals ur a legend

  Proof positive that most Twitter users need to get a life is evidenced by the present fad for tweeting rumours of celeb deaths. When, last December, Jon Bon Jovi became aware that the twittersphere was chirruping news of his death he posted a link on @BonJovi to a TwitPic. The photo showed him smiling […]

Games people play

    Posted by Kathryn Edwards   California economist Glen Whitman’s preoccupation with ‘Two Things’ is such fun that it’s no wonder it gets whirled around the papers every now and again, most recently in Saturday’s Guardian.  Its premiss – laid out by a man whom Professor Whitman met in a bar – is this: for […]

Goin’ Down Slow — Howlin’ Wolf

(spoken:) Man… You know I’ve been enjoyin’ things that kings and queens will never have! In fact kings and queens can never get ‘m. And they don’t even know about it! And good times? Mmmmmmmmm-mmh!! (sung:) I have had my fun, if I never get well no more (x 2) Oh my health is fadin’ […]

Quote of the day

        “You don’t often see polka dots at a funeral.”   Waldemar Januszczak in The Times here.               

Double entendre of the day

    WHITNEY HOUSTON Funeral Home Denies Leaking Casket Photo     Headline in numerous newspapers following the publication by the National Enquirer of an unauthorised photo of Whitney Houston in her casket. 

Modern life

    yesterday was my mum’s heavenly birthday i light candles every day for my friends angels and wish them heavenly birthdays and put a pic in there garden yes she had a couple of verses put on but not one heavenly birthday wish or pic i know people dont have to do this but […]

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